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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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