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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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