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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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