Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.