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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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