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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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