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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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