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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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