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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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