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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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