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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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