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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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