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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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