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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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