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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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