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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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