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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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