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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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