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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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