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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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