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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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