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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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