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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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