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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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