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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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