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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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