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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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