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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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