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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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