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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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