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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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