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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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