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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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