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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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