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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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