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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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