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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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