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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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