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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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