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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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