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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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