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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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