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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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