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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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