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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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