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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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