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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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