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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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