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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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