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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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