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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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