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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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