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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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