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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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