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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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