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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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