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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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