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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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