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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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