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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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