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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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